you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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