I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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