the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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