Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas