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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  people would bow to what i just did to her vagina

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head

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• (619): View more from California

  he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on

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• (831): View more from California

  i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing

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