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• (812): View more from Indiana

  she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.

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  thatta girl

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie

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• (619): View more from California

  How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"

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• (631): View more from New York

  You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.

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• (805): View more from California

  I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.

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