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  Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?

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  Ya, why?

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  We should try that some time.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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• (925): View more from California

  I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He's only going to be gone for two weeks

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  That's two months in gay whore years.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas

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