He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.