I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
