There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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