You're completely useless in the revolution.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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