why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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