Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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