This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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