i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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