I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
how drunk are you?
Several
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
