I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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