oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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