Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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