God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
