why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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