I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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