Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
17 year olds will be the death of me.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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