Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is wine microwaveable?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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