My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
