Buhtt sex?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
