the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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