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haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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