How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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