it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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