if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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