the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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