$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.