Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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