he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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