hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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