dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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Two words: blizzard sex
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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