Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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