I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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