Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she peed on how many people?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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