Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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