Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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