Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
