I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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