how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
