Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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