i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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