He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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