they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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