Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
this just has baby written all over it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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