How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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