butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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