i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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