Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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