He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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