My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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