its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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