ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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