just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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