I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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