all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
vagina is talking i cant
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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